Cornucopia Radio Podcast 9: Xmas Special!
7 Dec 2008 @ 10:51 am
Santa is having a rather bad 2008. First of all, he’s had all the money in his landsbanki bank account suspended, quickly followed by the discovery of a series of offensive messages left on his answerphone from two out of control BBC DJ’s.
Elsewhere, a selection of unemployed high street bankers are having to go out carol singing to make some money this Christmas, but pretty soon a better idea presents itself...
Cornucopia Radio Podcast 8: The Archie and Cilla Show
22 Nov 2008 @ 02:27 am
Beleaguered controversial northern post-industrial amnesiac dot.communist entrepreneur Ray Christmas resides herbaholically in just one of his edge-of-the-city mansions where, holed up with his unwitting personal pharmacist, cinematographer and biographer, the two manage to leverage his global majority shareholding in the totally fixed and failing Baby-bond futures market by selling the crudely written, filmed and directed feline soap opera - “The Archie & Cilla Show” - to an overindulgent media conglomerate.
Archie and Cilla: Theme Music
16 Nov 2008 @ 06:13 am
Theme music to the radio play: "The Archie and Cilla Show"
Cornucopia Radio Podcast 3
11 Nov 2008 @ 12:07 pm
In years to come people will look back at this podcast and say; some type of ‘bar’ was either raised or lowered; I’m not sure.
This week we have: The Building of Rome, Arcade games, High Price Fuel, Ready Steady Cook, Art, and "The Great Gusto"
Klaatu Barada Nikto.....
Cornucopia Radio Podcast 7: Halloween Special
29 Oct 2008 @ 08:28 am
In a very special edition of the cornucopia podcast, we present some short spooky stories and poems, all written and performed by the cast. “Blood and Tears” features a typewriter with a thirst for blood and “Everything will be Okay” tells a story about the fall of humanity and a flesh eating virus. We’ll also challenge you to listen to Gloomy Sunday without taking a very long sleep that can last a lifetime.
Cornucopia Radio Podcast 6
27 Sep 2008 @ 06:38 am
Stop, look and listen. Once you’ve done that, start out by checking out our credit crunch report or some startling courtroom dramas. Then settle down for a little “Chicken and Fox” action, followed by the “News at Zen”. Please note; Ronnie Corbett has been banned from the studio...
Look it clear we’re going nowhere. So you better get used to us!!
Cornucopia Radio Podcast 5
26 Aug 2008 @ 09:14 am
The door to this podcast is always open, mainly due to mechanical failure. So look inside for fighting fonts, Yorkshire clichés, a guide to stalking, answer-phone messages and funky philosophy. Are you even reading this??
Cornucopia Radio Podcast 4
29 Jul 2008 @ 03:47 am
This podcast will fit you like a suit of armour. It’s perfect, it works; don’t change a thing!!!
You’ll start with a full introduction to the “Police Academy” before taking a very quick visit to Mars (take a jacket, it’ll be chilly). Once you return, will have a look at your horoscope, before trying on some “Cruel Shoes”. To end your day, we’ll all take a quick spin in the “Large Hedron Collider”
Look, I’m not meant to be telling you this, but you’ve only got 31 minutes to live. So, you better download this...
Cornucopia Radio Podcast 2
11 May 2008 @ 07:58 am
Listen on your ipod, listen on your computer. Listen while enjoying the sunshine. Listen while jogging. Listen while having a drink. Listen while poking a badger with a stick. Listen, listen, listen..............
This week we have: Armies, Sherlock Holmes, Office Zombies, Ronnie Corbett, Moon Landings, and eyeball gouging...
If you like it; try and tell 6 people about the podcast, then get them to tell six other people and so on and so on. By law if we do this enough, Kevin Bacon will end up listening....
Cornucopia Radio Podcast 1
13 Apr 2008 @ 09:32 am
Welcome to the first podcast; in this compressed but concise package: You’ll find out why the internet was invented, discover how to put together flat pack furniture, listen to the colour blue, learn to cook with Mr ‘Worrall Thompson’ and you might even manage to catch 40 winks near the end. It’s like drain cleaner, BUT FOR YOUR HEAD!!!
