Max is on his own this week as Terry is spending some quality time with Babs. So settle down this New Year for a slice of wisdom cake as Max takes you through another course of BiteSized Buffer. Learn the autumn leaves approach to life, its uses for cake making and more importantly script writing. Max and Terry will be back very soon after their respective post-seasonal holidays. In the meantime check out any episodes you may have missed, pop over to the website http://www.mediamuseum.co.uk (there's a picture of a lady's bottom there) or email max @ mediamuseum.co.uk to offer him your thoughts.
Husbandry
21 Dec 2008 @ 03:26 am
Be a demon in the sack under the guiding hand of Fraser Hines. You too can be a manly man with Max and Terry's helpful instructions for hapless husbands and hopeless singletons. Also this week naked wrestling, sexual confusion and rubbing one off. All for research. Now stop that, you'll go blind!
Kiss Your Mother Good Night and other stories
14 Dec 2008 @ 02:53 am
Issues galore are spread across the podcast in a reboot of the one-off
TV play. Shopping telly is replaced with a cake-based bartering system hosted by Sarah Greene, there's trouble with a yorkshire terrier and
heartrending chicken drama with a young Dexter Fletcher.
Clouseau and so
7 Dec 2008 @ 04:27 am
Max thinks back to the late 70s, a time of space robots, bad music and a decent cod fillet. Join him for dinner with Blake Edwards, the man behind the Pink Panther films, as he tries to re-energise the Clouseau franchise with some intergalactic punk magic.
Holiday Hotspots
30 Nov 2008 @ 04:59 am
Brrr! It's cold out there, the perfect time to think of jetting off to a Holiday Hotspot. Max and Terry bring you a world of variety on the cruise ships with cheeky comedians, ladies with feathers and a choice of chips or mash at the captain's table. The trifle gets a step closer to completion, Terry does more impressions and advises you on how best to approach Brian Conley. Send your love to either max@ or terry@ mediamuseum.co.uk.
Singles Knight
22 Nov 2008 @ 05:45 am
Max and Terry chuck their keys in the fruit bowl and spend an evening romancing a new TV dating show idea. From the shock of inappropriate listener mail to a family friendly way to find love on the box, telly's top producers return with more tips and tricks. Increase your reach, find love and get a bunch of single men to do your ironing for free.
Strictly Nun Painting
16 Nov 2008 @ 08:43 am
Art for the masses! Bored of toffs and know-it-alls trying to pass off pickled wildlife as art? Max and Terry are and they have just the solution for making arts TV fun again. So pop along to the Media Museum for nuns with norks, darts legend Ted Hankey and uncanny impressions.
Kill the Cat
8 Nov 2008 @ 08:48 am
Max returns with another portion of BiteSized Buffer. This taster from Max's lecture tour instructs would-be TV producers in striking emotional notes through pet death. Email Max with any scripts you want reading by pointing your mouse in the direction of max @ mediamuseum.co.uk.
Blossom Hill
1 Nov 2008 @ 04:47 am
Get the fire going, curl up on the sofa, snuggle up to a loved one (or the dog) and settle down for death and cocoa. Max and Terry explore the world of genteel murders and find a variety of ways to bump off sleepy villagers. This week's podcast features an important message to a certain actor, biscuits for cheese and the benefits of being a busybody. Send email to either max@ or terry@ mediamuseum.co.uk.
Linda Lusardi's Big Top
26 Oct 2008 @ 05:46 am
Terry gets misty with memories of working with Linda Lusardi on a circus-themed quiz show. Listen for a tale of video shop mix-ups, transvestite magicians and a tiger named Sharon. Send any thoughts, fan mail and complaints to terry @ mediamuseum.co.uk.