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LA Podcast 229: A Bad Spell of Human Befouling at Bus Stops
19 Jan 2018 @ 07:16 am

Stories this week include:

  • Butcher wielding blood sausage facilitates release.
  • Woman calls RSPCA over slipper welfare concerns.
  • Equipped father heads to park for some alone time.
  • Local council takes drastic action to quell suspected dirty protest.

Now with 50% more pointless, rambling chat!

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LA Podcast 228: A Flurry of Unqualified People Delivering Nonsense Sign Language at Important Occasions
24 Dec 2017 @ 10:59 am

Stories this week include:

  • Thamesmead Swan Patrol (TSP) forced to reduce daily patrols due to lack of interest.
  • Surprise surge in chocolate coin sales as confusion surrounding cryptocurrency grows.
  • The Krankies defend 'lewd and offensive' pantomime performance with crass and obscene statement.
  • Origin of Species to be revised after man cements microwave to own head.

Also revealed: Rob is left empty-handed yet again...

Wishing all our listeners a very happy Christmas and restful New Year!

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LA Podcast 227: A Right Orange-Fingered Jabba the Hut
17 Dec 2017 @ 03:53 am

Stories this week include:

  • The spectre of Robin Hood stages intervention for local UFO expert.
  • Manhunt continues for crazed, pin-wielding fugitive.
  • Travelodge to offer new donkey befriending service.
  • Family rescued by coastguard after being caught 'swerving for a badger'.

Also revealed: We investigate the difference between marshland and wetland (which is as dull as it sounds)...

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LA Podcast 226: The Devil's Cucumber
27 Nov 2017 @ 06:42 am

Stories this week include:

  • Faecal connoisseur shaves dog.
  • Pensioner discovers unexploded courgette.
  • Newcastle man admits that pasty tattoo was a misteak.
  • Homeowner mourns the loss of front lawn.

Also revealed: The News Shopper has a new Editor-in-Chief...

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LA Podcast 225: Mock Effigies
13 Nov 2017 @ 02:20 am

Stories this week include:

  • Welsh defeat hostile octopuses.
  • Remote village burns sacrificial wicker van to the God of broadband speeds.

  • Bus company owner sacks entire workforce in order to follow dream or not owning a bus company.
  • Papa John's sieg to distance themselves from Neo-Nazi endorsement.

Also revealed: Always count your partridges...

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LA Podcast 224: The Veneer of Textbook, Overdone Hipster Pretentiousness
3 Nov 2017 @ 08:28 am

Breaking News: Alex goes it alone for the final time...

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LA Podcast 223: A Penis and Testicle-Shaped Mass
13 Oct 2017 @ 07:56 am

Breaking News: Alex goes it alone...(Part 2)

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LA Podcast 222: The Buddhist Foreign Lobster Ritual
6 Oct 2017 @ 01:11 am

Breaking News: Alex goes it alone...(Part 1)

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LA Podcast 221: Severed Penis Air Ambulance Callout
27 Sep 2017 @ 08:01 am

Stories this week include:

  • Deadly sock discovered in Coventry bedroom.
  • Local hero to publish explosive diary charting the biodegradable properties of plastic bags.

  • Criminal gang charged with handling salmon in suspicious circumstances.
  • Man has final game of hide and seek with police before arrest.

Also revealed: We resurrect another pointless feature...

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LA Podcast 220: A Penis from a Greek Statue, Thousands of Sachets of Sea Monkeys and a Suitcase Full of Mannequin Hands
10 Sep 2017 @ 06:42 am

Stories this week include:

  • Welsh shopkeeper forced to admit that dogs cannot talk following extensive research.
  • Morbid photo stunt damages priceless coffin.

  • Narcissistic and fantasist brags of his 'f*ck off money'.
  • Shock as Paranormal investigator reveals that haunted doll is haunted.

Also revealed: We search faeces on Wikipedia for no discernible reason...

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