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LA Podcast 220: A Penis from a Greek Statue, Thousands of Sachets of Sea Monkeys and a Suitcase Full of Mannequin Hands
10 Sep 2017 @ 06:42 am

Stories this week include:

  • Welsh shopkeeper forced to admit that dogs cannot talk following extensive research.
  • Morbid photo stunt damages priceless coffin.

  • Narcissistic and fantasist brags of his 'f*ck off money'.
  • Shock as Paranormal investigator reveals that haunted doll is haunted.

Also revealed: We search faeces on Wikipedia for no discernible reason...

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LA Podcast 219: Donald Trump and the Little Doll Hand Scratches
23 Aug 2017 @ 01:39 am

Stories this week include:

  • Luddite uses petrol station.
  • Possessed charity shop doll scapegoated for infidelity.
  • Guinea pig 'deposited' in shopping centre bathroom. 
  • Novelist and former landlord uses national newspaper to boast of her numerous achievements. 

Also revealed: Alex’s powers appear to be failing him…

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LA Podcast 218: An LGBT Friendly, Organic, Knit Your Own Yoghurt Type Place
4 Aug 2017 @ 04:34 am

Stories this week include:

  • Forcible trout delivery destroys man's letterbox.
  • Community group left bewildered after malicious attack.
  • Charitable stranger donates untreated fox fur coat to shop. 
  • DVLA accused of cowardice after backing out of trail by combat request. 

Also revealed: We try to source a sixpence...

 

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LA Podcast 217: Rex the Stella Sea Eagle
26 Jul 2017 @ 09:23 am

Stories this week include:

  • King George III inadvertently takes social media by storm.
  • Amazon's new delivery service proves wildly unpopular.
  • Bride and groom fall short of having the time of their lives. 
  • Crystal Palace mascot flies to Newcastle for job interview. 

Also revealed: We discuss the eagerly awaited return of Mr Ames...

 

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LA Podcast 216: An NVQ in Bee/Wasp Differential Studies
16 Jul 2017 @ 02:43 am

Stories this week include:

  • Croydon finally gets the hero it never deserved.
  • Arkansas man gets biblical in the name of freedom.
  • Internal investigation into police biscuit theft starts to crumble. 
  • Magic money tree blamed for road littered with banknotes in Epping Forest. 

Also revealed: Would anyone listen to a podcast called 'Bee Talk'?

 

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LA Podcast 215: A Little Old Lady Living in the Country’s Biggest Taxpayer-Funded Council House
6 Jul 2017 @ 09:17 am

Stories this week include:

  • Accidentally topless Little Mermaid swimsuit surprise hit with single, middle-aged men.
  • Homeless family refuses council house after second storey tent extension nears completion.
  • Bus driver in the sh*t after taking wrong turn
  • Councillors unanimously approve chauffeur for town cat. 

Also revealed: The tension is palpable...

 

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LA Podcast 214: The Mouse Awakens When the Pigeon Flies East
30 Jun 2017 @ 12:27 pm

Stories this week include:

  • Man celebrates first day at new job by leaving early and threatening to burn down manager's house.
  • Couple no longer alarmed by clock stuck in wall.
  • RSPCA rescues goose trapped in thong.
  • Toerag steals mummified digit from signature cocktail. 

Also revealed: We discuss the correct way to dispose of a dead goose...

LA Podcast 213: It's Not a Coalition, You D*ck!
23 Jun 2017 @ 12:45 pm

Stories this week include:

  • 'Problem' cat elected to town council.
  • Police investigation into hand dryer thefts hotting up.
  • Common pineapple takes art world by storm.
  • Ill-conceived low budget remake of Animal Farm lands director in court. 

Also revealed: We establish the South Norwood Animal Tracking and Cat Helpline (SNATCH)...

LA Podcast 212: Liquid of Any Sort in the Face Is a Big Impediment to Action
16 Jun 2017 @ 10:17 am

Stories this week include:

  • Croydon changes town motto to 'No Town is Perfect'.
  • Crisis brewing as Japan faces 'super-mature' adult film star shortage.
  • Man committed to moving lawn.
  • Charity shop sees surprise surge in sales after explicit photos discovered amongst donations. 

Also revealed: We receive an offer we can't refuse...

LA Podcast 211: Voodoo and Vampire Dolls, Dragon Skulls and Zombie Pin Cushions in the Shadow of Gloucester Cathedral
9 Jun 2017 @ 11:34 am

Stories this week include:

  • Black Magic Badger Killers to play fundraiser for neighbourhood witches.
  • Unique Automated Blessing Robot wages holy war against own congregation.
  • Local man believes time traveller may have been captured on old school photograph.
  • Three-legged 'horse' fails to win Poundworld Steeplechase. 

Also revealed: We find out what Rob would be willing to do for money...