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Latest Podcast Episodes

LA Podcast 216: An NVQ in Bee/Wasp Differential Studies
16 Jul 2017 @ 02:43 am

Stories this week include:

  • Croydon finally gets the hero it never deserved.
  • Arkansas man gets biblical in the name of freedom.
  • Internal investigation into police biscuit theft starts to crumble. 
  • Magic money tree blamed for road littered with banknotes in Epping Forest. 

Also revealed: Would anyone listen to a podcast called 'Bee Talk'?




Twitter: @LAPodcast


LA Podcast 215: A Little Old Lady Living in the Country’s Biggest Taxpayer-Funded Council House
6 Jul 2017 @ 09:17 am

Stories this week include:

  • Accidentally topless Little Mermaid swimsuit surprise hit with single, middle-aged men.
  • Homeless family refuses council house after second storey tent extension nears completion.
  • Bus driver in the sh*t after taking wrong turn
  • Councillors unanimously approve chauffeur for town cat. 

Also revealed: The tension is palpable...




Twitter: @LAPodcast


LA Podcast 214: The Mouse Awakens When the Pigeon Flies East
30 Jun 2017 @ 12:27 pm

Stories this week include:

  • Man celebrates first day at new job by leaving early and threatening to burn down manager's house.
  • Couple no longer alarmed by clock stuck in wall.
  • RSPCA rescues goose trapped in thong.
  • Toerag steals mummified digit from signature cocktail. 

Also revealed: We discuss the correct way to dispose of a dead goose...

LA Podcast 213: It's Not a Coalition, You D*ck!
23 Jun 2017 @ 12:45 pm

Stories this week include:

  • 'Problem' cat elected to town council.
  • Police investigation into hand dryer thefts hotting up.
  • Common pineapple takes art world by storm.
  • Ill-conceived low budget remake of Animal Farm lands director in court. 

Also revealed: We establish the South Norwood Animal Tracking and Cat Helpline (SNATCH)...

LA Podcast 212: Liquid of Any Sort in the Face Is a Big Impediment to Action
16 Jun 2017 @ 10:17 am

Stories this week include:

  • Croydon changes town motto to 'No Town is Perfect'.
  • Crisis brewing as Japan faces 'super-mature' adult film star shortage.
  • Man committed to moving lawn.
  • Charity shop sees surprise surge in sales after explicit photos discovered amongst donations. 

Also revealed: We receive an offer we can't refuse...

LA Podcast 211: Voodoo and Vampire Dolls, Dragon Skulls and Zombie Pin Cushions in the Shadow of Gloucester Cathedral
9 Jun 2017 @ 11:34 am

Stories this week include:

  • Black Magic Badger Killers to play fundraiser for neighbourhood witches.
  • Unique Automated Blessing Robot wages holy war against own congregation.
  • Local man believes time traveller may have been captured on old school photograph.
  • Three-legged 'horse' fails to win Poundworld Steeplechase. 

Also revealed: We find out what Rob would be willing to do for money...

LA Podcast 210: Lonely Men in Smart Cars
31 May 2017 @ 09:04 am

Stories this week include:

  • Sad badger spotted at car boot sale.
  • Council praised for installation of human faecal bags in local park.
  • Grandmother takes scenic route to hospital appointment.
  • Nurse makes playful comparison between elderly care home resident and Jabba the Hut. 

Also revealed: We relish a potential legal challenge...

LA Podcast 209: Jeremy Kyle and his Degenerate Associates Spouting Endless Platitudes and Statements of the Obvious
18 May 2017 @ 08:05 am

Stories this week include:

  • Bistro leaves unpleasant taste in mouth following ill-conceived joke.
  • Man struggles to let go of dead brother. Literally.
  • Cheating husband admits to morning Pernod.
  • Irrelevant rapper organises immersive Lord of the Flies experience. 

Also revealed: Rob encounters the mythical porn fairy...

LA Podcast 208: The Mystery of the Bloody Limb (and the Dark Happenings of the Countryside)
24 Apr 2017 @ 05:40 am

Stories this week include:

  • Middle aged man gatecrashes outward bound holiday for disadvantaged teens. 
  • Cross-dressing basketball player passes peacefully after learning of Trump's impeachment. 
  • Man fails to find anything in his back garden. Twice. 
  • 4/5 people in Greater Manchester confused by the prospect of sex on a wine rack.   

Also revealed: We try not to mention Hitler...

LA Podcast 207: The 'Pets Before Profits' Annual Funeral Pyre and Barbecue
17 Apr 2017 @ 09:16 am

Stories this week include:

  • Nationwide chain store to stop stuffing rabbits into chocolate eggs for Easter. 
  • Chelmsford in uproar following Burger King prank. 
  • Pensioner claims full grown gorilla will fit in a Vauxhall Cavalier. 
  • North Korea vows retaliation against local paper after Pyongyang compared to Skegness.   

Also revealed: We take time to reflect on the sacrifice made by chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch?