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LA Podcast 203: Mr Head and His One Pitiful Rib
23 Feb 2017 @ 11:05 am

Stories this week include:

  • New human speed bump proving unpopular with motorists.
  • Man reluctantly admits that 3 hours in A&E preferable to watching Newcastle United.
  • Cheltenham in shock after unripe avocado used in drive-by.
  • Canary bears uncanny resemblance to an angry Cheeto.    

Also revealed: Rob admits to being a Harvester apologist...

LA Podcast 202: The Sad Tale of John Daniel
7 Feb 2017 @ 08:45 am

Stories this week include:

  • Busty bust-up in Toby Carvery.
  • Village resident regrets selling lover to circus.
  • Father's fury at sh*tty swing in sh*tty park.
  • Cornish newspaper breaks Trump 'exclusive'.    

Also revealed: The Graduation Theory gathers momentum...

LA Podcast 201: Hiding the Sausage and Other Such Phrases for Sexual Intercourse
31 Jan 2017 @ 11:53 am

Stories this week include:

  • All female Slayer tribute band denies link to Croydon (and surrounding area) Cat Killer.
  • Matalan defends range of luxury gifts made by 'highest category of UK-based prisoners'.
  • Shopper tries to locate mystery woman following basket banter.
  • Police detain poaching gang following unpheasant discovery.    

Also revealed: Rob makes a cash offer...

LA Podcast 200 (Listener Special): Rasta the Corn Snake and a Giant Grey and White Pomeranian Goose
20 Jan 2017 @ 02:35 am

Stories this week include:

  • Woman shocked by exceptional breasts.
  • Town refuses to recognise local hero that saved beloved pet from imaginary fire.
  • Giant goose thought to be heading to Exeter.
  • 'Expert' claims that the Ford Transit is the extra-terrestrial's light commercial vehicle of choice.    

Also revealed: Concern grows for Alex's mental wellbeing...

LA Podcast 199: A Tragic and Unremitting Spiral of Decline that Feeds Off Itself
9 Jan 2017 @ 04:16 am

Stories this week include:

  • Firefighters stunned at duck's ability to swim in water.
  • Local man insists that everyone should 'get it out' at Christmas.
  • Foul-mouthed customer upset by free gift.
  • Husband punches beaver for the first time, apparently.   

Also revealed: We name a selection of Welsh recording artists...

LA Podcast 198: A Jack Russell with A Gift for Escapology
24 Dec 2016 @ 08:33 am

Stories this week include:

  • Saviour of poultry returns from the dead in Cornwall.
  • Man with vendetta launches campaign to rid Gloucester of all pet felines.
  • Factory worker engages in stand-off with armed police after mother revokes television privileges.
  • Offensive Christmas decoration is this year's must have for Yewtree.  

Also revealed: We wish all our listeners a Merry Christmas and a Happy New, how about a badly sung Christmas carol?

LA Podcast 197: Peppa Pig and Her Whole Smug Family
19 Dec 2016 @ 09:15 am

Stories this week include:

  • 'West Country Disneyland' finally issued with a cease and desist for copyright infringement.
  • Overweight son still upset despite a million wishes to the contrary.
  • Police demand motorist pays for damage to mattress that caused A34 crash.
  • Car park bones not human.  

Also revealed: We address a formal compliant...

LA Podcast 196: A Duck with a Broken Leg, Incorrectly Priced Vodka and Problems with Toileting
8 Dec 2016 @ 09:34 am

Stories this week include:

  • Deer on beach reported to police.
  • Lindsay Lohan dismisses Northamptonshire town.
  • Man captures picture of ghost/dog on Snapchat.
  • Smug b*stard awarded chocolate.  

Also revealed: Alex smells his jeans...

LA Podcast 195: A Banker, A Company Director, A Member of an Australian Winemaking Family and A Lord
28 Nov 2016 @ 09:28 am

Stories this week include:

  • Police launch investigation into 'special interest' club established by Tory peer.
  • Attention seeking roofer finds imaginative new way to embarrass himself.
  • Delays to train service caused by wrong kind of squirrel.
  • Aliens force man to go to bed.  

Also revealed: Rob gets angry...

LA Podcast 194: No Pirates, Just Druggies
16 Nov 2016 @ 07:19 am

Stories this week include:

  • Shopper severs own toe in protest at store's woeful Christmas display.
  • Father admits concocting message in a bottle stunt to enliven mundane existence.
  • Conservation peer may or may not have murdered family pet.
  • Disagreement quickly slides into mass brawl.  

Also revealed: We celebrate the New World Order...