Stories this week include:
- Nationwide chain store to stop stuffing rabbits into chocolate eggs for Easter.
- Chelmsford in uproar following Burger King prank.
- Pensioner claims full grown gorilla will fit in a Vauxhall Cavalier.
- North Korea vows retaliation against local paper after Pyongyang compared to Skegness.
Also revealed: We take time to reflect on the sacrifice made by chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch?