The Natural History Museum – a fine institution full of dusty, dead things. A bit like the House of Lords. Satire.
But how do you get into the Museum's collections? Win a raffle? The X Factor? Who knows?
One man who hopes he does is Douglas Smith. Will he get his shrew past the tough entry criteria? Will he die at the hands of a psychotic doorman? Let's find out!
Tom Thomas – Dan Bond
Douglas Smith – Matt Kirk
Alexander Twitch / Fred – Brian Mackenwells
Lady Elstree Loudmouse – Francesca Richards
Betty Boxer / Market Trader – Anna Trapmore
Billy Block / Doorman – Simon Wilson
Written by Dan Bond & Brian Mackenwells
Produced by Dan Booth