Celebrating the return of John Shed from the neuropsychiatric institute, also featuring The 'Ooo Boys, the Crackburns, all the regular scum and more! Get a bomb out and chuck it at yer mam!!!!!
1. Welcome to...Saturday Night with the Crackburns...? 2. AudioCline - The Who Boys 3. Mark WhoBoy is sick / Welcome back John Shed!!!! 4. Here comes Johhny Sheddy - The Who Boys + TCO, featuring The Crackettes!!! 5. John Shed tells all about his experiences at the neuropsychiatric institute / everybody sings Loony Toons 6. Born to be Wild - Osaru Ondo 7. Dog's Dinner - The Tony Crackburn Orchestra 8. New Drama Feature! Couriers - Episode 1 9. Blue Moon of Kentucky - Reverend Beat Man 10. Mark WhoBoy is still sick 11. Mad Bad Dad - The Who Boys 12. No Squirrel No Cry - g3rst 13. A 'funny' story from Mrs Crackburn 14. Nutria Xray - The Tony Crackburn Orchestra 15. Thanks for Donations Time!!! (where our generous listeners get named!) 16. Loud Minority - United Future Organisation 17. Welcome to Sunday Morning with The Who Boys - Mark WhoBoy returns, back from the dead and well again!! Let's get rockin'! 18. Rocky Mountain Runabout - Alan Hawkshaw 19. Marky WhoBoy has a fab little chat with Johnny Sheddy! 20. New Lifestyle feature! Weekend Wines with Hugh Boyd 21. Continuum - Cinematic Orchestra 22. Here we are again - Mark and Gi WhoBoy have a bit of a good old chat, and introduce something special: 23. Factory Stench - 'Mr WhoBrother' 24. Powerful stuff. Let's get him on the show. 25. Caravan - Bert Kaempfert & his Orchestra 26. A little chat with Tone. 27. Letter from God to man - Dan Le Sac and Scroobius Pip 28. Tony Crackburn has a moan about Mark WhoBoy and gets punished for it, because Marky WhoBoy is back to FULL STRENGTH AND READY TO DEAL WITH ALL HIS ENEMIES!!! 29. The Devil is Dead Metal - The Who Boys + The Tony Crackburn Orchestra + The Crackettes 30. cONCEPTUAL FUCKIN' FOCUS! 31. Bluebird Blackout - Phil Retrospector (bloody hell - beautiful!) 32. What is conceptual focus? A brief explanation by Mark WhoBoy. 33. Twin Hearts - Collatron 34. A little chat with Mrs Crackburn 35. Perhaps we dub it up in a precinct - The Tony Crackburn Orchestra 36. Couriers - Episode 2 37. Why does the show have to be over all of a sudden? 38. Coco Grace - Reverend Beat Man 39. Thursday afternoon with The Who Boys! 40. Roger's Back (edited) - The Roger Tubesound Ensemble 41. Welcome to Friday morning with The Who Boys! 42. The National Institute for Clinical Excellence - Highflats 43. ShermanCast - Celine Cunting Dion?!! the has-been crap in Vegas must die. painfully. 44. Earache My Eye - Cheech & Chong Featuring Alice Bowie 45. Cocktails for Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

Show 33 - Saturday Night with the Who Boys, with (as you might expect, but a good thing anyway) The Who Boys, Tony Crackburn (who has recently stopped smoking), Mrs Crackburn and Mrs Whoboy!!!! As a special punishment to our listeners for their pathetic lack of donations after we lost all dignity begging them on the last show, we bring you...The Crap Show. Wahey? Get your drink (lager or wine is fine - no alcopops are permitted), get your cigarettes, get your ashtray, put your headphones on, pull your pants down and press PLAY. Ready? Here we go! 1. Big Screen News 60 - Richard Myhill 2. We are disappointed 3. Generic Shit Music (with Mrs Whoboy clipping her toenails in the background) 4. Gentlemen - Venetian Snares 5. Fancy a cigarette, Tone?? 6. Pop Trumpets - Keith Mansfield 7. What Tony does with his hands now he's stopped smoking 8. Horsewarp - The Tony Crackburn Orchestra 9. Do you want a cigarette, Tone? 10. Lola - The Who Boys + The Crackettes 11. Are you sure you don't want a cigarette, Tony? 12. Satisfaction - The Who Boys + The Crackettes 13. A special thank you to Mark Bentley, our favourite listener 14. Beat me till I'm Blue - Alan Hawkshaw 15. Mark WhoBoy makes a run to the off-license 16. Monks on TV - The Tony Crackburn Orchestra 17. How The WhoBoys and the Crackburns would spend your money if you donated 18. College Girl - Neil Richardson 19. Mr Mark WhoBoy and Mr tony Crackburn embark upon a fantasy of the high life 10. Paris Streatham - Amon Tobin 11. I wish Top Gear would not play Amon Tobin 12. Donate or Die - The Crackettes (lyrics by Mrs Crackburn, Bri WhoBoy and Mark WhoBoy) 13. Cigarette, Tone? 14. Thrills and Spills - Alan Hawkshaw 15. Mrs Crackburn and Mrs Whoboy have a quick chat 16. The Moth - Tony Crackburn 17. Come on, Cracky, let's have it! 18. Full Strength Fortified Dub - Primal Scream, Irvine Welsh and On-U-Soundsystem 19. Gi and Mark WhoBoy start compulsively agreeing with each other 20. The Ocean doesn't want me - Tom Waits 21. Hunger is From - Ken Nordine 22. What Tony Crackburn eats in bed 23. Mochipet - Yes vs NoMeansNo 24. Revolting images of Yes in the 80s 25. Nashville Superpickers - Paperback Writer 26. Tokyo bluegrass memories 27. Velvet Dreams - Voicedude 28. Special Tony Crackburn announcement 29. Moth Bowls - Mrs. Crackburn 30. Welcome to Sunday morning with The Who Boys 31. Olive - Ken Nordine 32. Perked up after a shower, a shave and a nice can of lager 33. Don Sebesky - Guru Vin 34. Bombing off on the scooters to sunny Hoxton Square 35. ShermanCast - BriWhoBoy threatens the audience with perpetual crap. In perpetuity. 36. Gunshot Dub - Enduser

Hello my favourite little syringes! Here it comes again! Show 32 of Saturday Night with The Who Boys - The Incontinence Show! Featuring Mr and Mrs Crackburn, The Who Boys and Mrs WhoBoy, and recorded over a wonderful weekend at Crackburn Towers, Twyford. 1. No country for old Who Boys 2. Mowhawks - Studio 69 3. are you a druggy? 4. The Who Boys + Tony Crackburn Orchestra - Limp Withers 5. a sixteenth? 6. The Scottmen - The Good Word 7. this month's show is broadcasting from crackburn mansions in twyford 8. Tony Crackburn Orchestra - RaconWolf 9. i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream 10. DJ Lumpy - Flat Sandman (with ice-cream) 11. a special hello to dj lumpy 12. Simon Park Orchestra - Up to Date 13. marky whoboy and gi whoboy smoking in the cinema 14. Pilchard - Cat Twin 15. Tony's puffin story 16. Xahdrez - Two Little Boys Died 17. a chat with mrs whoboy 18. Mrs WhoBoy - Perfect Men 19. can you spare the who boys a quid? 20. Stenchman - On the road again 21. a few aperitifs in the lawn 22. The Who Boys + Tony Crackburn Orchestra - (in the) Kitchen at Parties 23. a word with mrs crackburn about mr crackburn's incontinence 24. Tony Crackburn - Dirty Drainwater 25. tony crackburn discusses his incontinence 26. Mrs. Crackburn - And do you know what he says? 27. The Bug ft Ricky Ranking - Murder We 28. crackburn mansions gives the who boys the bloody creeps 29. the Ukelele orchestra - My Baby 30. what do they have condoms in the kitchen for? 31. The Who Boys + Tony Crackburn Orchestra - Yeh Yeh 32. Mark Vidler - Grandstand Supreme 33. Mark WhoBoy - Mashup United manager 34. a wee chat about a talented young man called Phil Retrospector 35. Phil Retrospector - Beatlemania 36. call and response session 37. Wevie Stonder - Cheese Rider 38. what does easy listening mean to you? 39. Johnny Pearson & his Orchestra - The Rat Catchers (with mark whoboy and tony crackburn soaring through the sky) 40. you've ruined that track now! 41. Mrs. Crackburn - Drum n Haack 42. the crackburns are tired 43. Phil Retrospector - Nancy gets Banged 44. torturing the crackburns 45. The Who Boys - I think of you 46. Bye Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! 47. The Who Boys - Dear Mrs. Rochester 48. SHERMANCAST! Featuring: Seven Dirty Pushers (Squarepusher vs George Carlin) by Bri WhoBoy!!!!

Show 31 – Saturday Night with The Who Boys – The Tony Crackburn Show Featuring Tony Crackburn (of The Tony Crackburn Orchestra – the geniuses formerly known as Pilchard) and Mrs Crackburn (we know her as ‘Mand'. You don't) Well, our lovely little kippers, here comes another dose of that special musical madness that is the wild, whacky, wicked and wonderful world of T' ‘Oooo Boys!!!!!! 1. Johhny Pearson - Heavy Action 2. welcome Tony Crackburn! / End of the show 3. Bong Selecta - Gun Test 4. why am I here? / pressing buttons / giving Mr Tony a go 5. The Who Boys + The Tony Crackburn Orchestra - Tony Crackburn (featuring Mrs Crackburn and Mrs WhoBoy on backing vocals!) 6. Well, Tone, you've arrived. 7. The Fall - Exploding Chimney 8. A discussion about the Fall / Tony Crackburn is a poet 9. The Who Boys + The Tony Crackburn Orchestra - Tony's Texts 10. The Who Boys - Fantastic Afternoon 11. Enoch Light and the Light Brigade - Bond Street 12. Mr Tony is going to cook a meal in our kitchen / the most challenging meal you ever had / fish porn / poultry jokes 13. Ed Cox - The Triumphant March of Piaf 14. Mr Tony goes for a piss / what the Who Boys REALLY think of Tony Crackburn / where do your balls go? 15. Syd Dale - Man Friday 16. DING DONG YER NOT WRONG!!! 17. The Tony Crackburn Orchestra - Road Kill 18. Mr Tony does a Frank from Blue Velvet 19. (Les Baxter - Go Chango – accompanied by The Who Boys and The Tony Crackburn Orchestra and their wives having an orgy) 20. Keith Mansfield - Wimbledon theme 21. The Who Boys – Crap 22. Easy Star All Stars (+ Toots & Maytals) - Let Down 23. The Who Boys have to go and look for Tony Crackburn who has run away and hid in a cave nearby 24. Neil Richardson – Firebird 25. pure and beautiful ambitions / if the music could be better when you get put on hold, life would be improved for billions of people… 26. (hold music, featuring Mr & Mrs Crackburn & Mrs WhoBoy) - Walter Wanderley - Portuguese Washerwoman 27. The Who Boys – Kenneth 28. John Shed arrives 29. Mrs. Crackburn - DJ Warhol 30. and you thought she was playing with herself / someone creating a track live on the show / Dinner tine 31. The Who boys and The Crackburns have dinner together 32. Gi WhoBoy tells a stupid, potentially dangerous lie 33. Dan Le Sac vs Scrobius Pip - Thou Shalt Always Kill 34. I dreamed of diagrams / John Shed pukes 35. Johnny Pearson - Danger Man 36. The Who Boys – Baby 37. The Man from Brazil 38. The Who boys - Mobile Phone 39. The who Boys - Teddy Bear 40. So, mate… / they didn't sound as oomph 41. The Who Boys - Shit Music Shit Car (better version) 42. Yeh? Yeh? Yeh? 43. Son of WhoBoy – Motor 44. To play you out, listeners…. 45. Who Boys – Waste 46. ShermanCast

Show 30 – Saturday Night with The Who Boys – The Shit Car Show WAAAAAAAAAHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY! Here they come again! Those loveable Northern Gentlemen! We love you all – you are our special little piglets. And we bring you a beautiful show full of inspiration, improvisation, innovation, aggravation and constipation. Welcome to Show 30 in the never-ending odyssey that is Saturday Night with The Who Boys! Go on – it's time you played it to your little mummy.
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Show Programme: 1. Blackpool - The Who Boys 2. a gentleman and a scholar 3. Movin' at Midnight - Sir Julian 4. let's get it on! Turgid nonsense 5. Shit Music Shit Car - The Who Boys 6. an unauthorised vegetable patch / gardening advice from Tony Crackburn 7. Teenage Kicks - The Ukelele Orchestra 8. where you live – email us! Everyone's gonna love wanking 9. Wiggly Waggly Woo - The Who Boys 10. going down the Johnny cash route / it's time to give it some 11. Phoner - Quoit – with the who boys rapping live on top 12. there I was, sat at the end of the pier / that melancholy song 13. Hip Hug Her - Booker T 14. fingersnappin' / time for dinner 15. Champers - The Who Boys 16. African Waltz - Johnny Dankworth 17. we're gonna have a cracking Saturday night now / the story of the digging man 18. Dig My Fuck - The Who Boys with The Tony Crackburn Orchestra – FIRST COLLABORATION EVER!!!! 19. a message to tony crackburn and mrs crackburn 20. Jet Stream - John Gregory 21. I like singing songs in the wind and rain / I want you to jump on my wheelchair as we bomb on down that motorway 22. Drum and Beefheart - The Who Boys 23. a midnight toast / a last chance to get your laughter out of your system 24. Georgie Fame - Yeh Yeh 25. in and out of the toilet all the bloody time / tara bubba eat, tara bubba shit / what's the point of drinking? The who boys' after-show ritual / pubs without smoking / fish n chips without chips 26. Jesus on Jerry Springer - The Who Boys 27. the dentures attack 28. Dance for Two People - Davy Graham 29. the cat, the camera and the hammer 30. Wavy Line - Meat Beat Manifesto 31. what a mess / a beautiful text from tony crackburn 32. Scientists are Working - The Tape Beatles 33. Getting Better - The Who Boys (with one whoboy playing the banister in bri whoboy's flat where it was recorded) 34. each day, in every way, we are getting better and better 35. Amen - Matty G – with the who boys singing ‘getting better' on top 36. Lifestyle - The Who Boys 37. motorcycle courier phone call 38. Eleanor Bambaataa - The Who Boys 39. not wanting to end up like an old jakey alcoholic / a brain permanently damaged by alcohol / associating music with alcohol and smoking / coughing in giles whoboy's face 40. Shit List - The Who Boys 41. take it away brian 42. Shermancast - Citizen's Foreclosures 43. Shop Around if You're Horny - DJ Magnet 43. ShedCast

Yes, turnips! Here they come again, with a show full of love - and no more paranoia! Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-heeeeeeeeey!!!!!!
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1.intro – man about town – laurie johnson 2.I love you more than you love me 3.I love you more than you love me – the who boys vs annihilating by ghostface 4.problem is – dub pistols 5.chilling with me crew 6.mini manhunt – david shire 7.interviewing applicants for a flatmate in john shed's place 8.eye for an eye – unkle 9.a glass of red wine 10.you can't drink red wine in my house – the who boys 11.a text from porno paul 12.leopold alcocks – jake thackray 13.things we said on the last show 14.abomination street – venetian snares 15.pissed at half nine on a saturday morning 16.ShedCast 17.man and pint 18.riders on the storm – senor coconut and his orchestra 19.having sex with john shed / what would you do for a million quid? 20.can I be free from crying (underwolves mix) – bim sherman 21.giles and mark whoboy recite poems about each other's families 22.mrs trimfrost – the tony crackburn orchestra 23.reminiscences of our school days 24.bradford can fuck off and die – the who boys vs hatcha dub by benga 25.more imaginative punishments for vicious little chavs 26.approaching menace – neil richardson 27.laws the who boys would enact if they were in power: a)the McCartney law b)the cliff richard law 28.die, Richards – the who boys vs main title and first victim (from the jaws soundtrack) by john williams c)the girls aloud disallowed law 29.the knights who say ni – purple unit 30.I wonder what carol vorderman and the bee gees are doing right now? 31.staying alive – the who boys choral society 32.ooh by eck – the who boys 33.mad professor's interlude – dj spooky with mad professor and lee scratch perry 34.the who boys muck about over the modesty blaise theme by john dankworth 35.goodbye from mark and giles whoboy 36.the last will and testament of jake thackray – jake thackray 37.ShermanCast

Show 28 – Saturday Night with The Who boys - The Paranoid Show Many thanks to all those folks on GYBO who submitted tracks for this show. A show where everything went a bit mental – but don't worry, popsters – we don't mean any of it and we love each other really. Or do we?
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1. racing team – bob elger & his orchestra 2. holiday conversations 3. dracula's 77 nation army (nostalgia/bob Marley/lee perry) – dj not-i 4. poems about my family 5. oye com ova – percy faith & his orchestra 6. the spirit of collaboration 7. evol intent vs the beach boys – dj phrenzy 8. a mate for many years / the message he left for me 9. quiero que saltes – lumumba 10. great mates, fantastic times / really good friends / who is giles whoboy? 11. let it billie – remix feat. quality diamond 12. the best of mates / we'll always be together / in all the years I've known mark whoboy 13. the warning of love – ToToM 14. I really respect you / all these years me and him go back 15. black magic woman – percy faith & his orchestra 16. character, style…it's regal / unremittingly tedious wanker 17. freddie's theme – john dankworth 18. joy, laughter, adventure, fun, beauty, poetry…all 4 corners of the universe and back 19. until it talks – divide & kreate 20. conversations with people that he's had in his life / I'm going to have to go back and listen to all these lyrics again in a new light 21. cucumber and milk – the who boys (from the forthcoming album of new original material, “Party Songs for Outpatients”) 22. “love yoooou” / a special little red notebook / I little list of everything that I can remember 23. szamar madar – Venetian snares 24. good mate, good mate / I've known him since we were teenagers / he respects me for who I am 25. to build a home – cinematic orchestra 26. a professional master 27. storm riders – ToToM 28. sitting in my deck chair looking at the stars 29. 35 summers – MadNomad 30. I love giles whoboy 31. better get it in yo' soul – davey graham 32. remembering my holidays in the Caribbean / I can think of nobody better than john shed / getting rid of mark whoboy forever 33. parkspliced – 10,000 spoons 34. a man who lives in Coventry 35. smoke on the water – senor coconut and his orchestra 36. dead whoboy song 37. leavin' blues – davey graham 38. giles whoboy's epitath 39. laura Sweeney – jamiecg74 40. he's going to be dead / the whoboy 41. take my neighbour – the who boys 42. day tripper – RRSO symphony orchestra 43. ShermanCast!

As a sexy little bonus on top of the sexy new podcast, here's the latest tune by The Whoooo Boyz! Download and groove. Download HERE (right-click and "save as") or with the download link below the player.
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Show 27 – Saturday Night with The Who Boys – The Not Really Xmas Show Download HERE (right-click and "save as") or with the download link at the bottom of this podcast.
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Show 27 – Saturday Night with The Who Boys – The Not Really Xmas Show In STEREO with new super deluxe stereo condenser microphone! Even the SPEAKING BITS!!! 1. ow much I'm free – celebrity murder party 2. hahahahahaha 3. mashin on the motorway – dj shadow 4. heh 5. venus no 17 – squarepusher 6. possibly the last who boys gig ever 7. cigarette – the who boys 8. john shed arrives and apologises yet again 9. I feel ace (finished version!) – the who boys 10. songs by the undertones and feargal sharkey 11. safe in mind – unkle feat. Josh horn 12. explaining basic semantics to john shed 13. the plot – roy budd 14. red wine by ub20 by who boys and sheddy 15. dumb paranoia – celebrity murder party 16. shed demands a song that won't be played 17. space truckin' – deep purple 18. mark whoboy gives john shed advice on his relationship problems 19. night train – alvino rey 20. more advice from mark whoboy to john shed over his bloody relationship problems 21. john shed's blues – john shed 22. colours – Donovan 23. ernest grattan – the who boys 24. the killer – lalo schiffrin 25. country life – the who boys 26. chocolate lovely – amon tobin 27. 99p microphone 28. inglan is a bitch – linton kwesi Johnson 29. ZOEY STOP PLAYING F****ING HEAD GAMES WITH ME!!!!!!! 30. residents intro 31. here I come Constantinople – the residents 32. a toast and a bit of george Formby 33. the man from thrush – lalo schiffrin 34. shed gets his head kicked in 35. nimoy and eastwood 36. blank images – the viewers 37. Christmas message from the who boys 38. the lion in winter – john barrie 39. ShermanCast - no limey scrooges allowed 40. jingle bells - les paul 41. Xmas in NYC - DJ le clown 42. pretty paper - roy orbison 43. more rock, less talk. oh yeah. 44. hey mr santa - DJ riko featuring marcie 45. missing my lovely limey mates 46. christmas lullaby - shane mcgowan & the popes 47. what I would have said to that bloke 48. baby it's cold outside - dean martin 49. see you next year you lovely people 50. please come home for christmas - charles brown 51. we three kings of orient are - the beach boys

Saturday Night with The Who boys – Show 26 – The Super Short Story Show Download HERE (right-click and "save as") or with the download link at the bottom of this podcast. Featuring the usual belting music, 2 or 3 new Who Boys offerings, and… Loadsa great, very short stories by The Who Boys and some of their Special Friends. Waaaaaaa-HEEEEEEY. So get yourself a drink, 20 cigarettes, an ashtray, take your pants off, put the headphones on and join us in our little literary-musical journey. Oh, yes.
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Show Programme: 1. intro: happy go lively – laurie johnson 2. i feel ace (unfinished but bloody hell!) – the who boys 3. [story – “drunk on religion” – mark whoboy] 4. up, up & away – fifth dimension 5. [story – “conversation with terry the fork” – danny pockets] 6. nightmare – bim sherman 7. [story – “children” (developed from a story by mark stringer) – mark whoboy] 8. millennium hand – muziq 9. [story – “kylie and madonna” – mark whoboy] 10. it's rainin' – irma thomas 11. [story – “newspaper” – mark whoboy] 12. [story – “facebook” – john shed] 13. one more red nightmare – king crimson 14. [story – “cyril” – mark whoboy] 15. switch – amon tobin 16. [psychiatric office answering machine] 17. eye spy – the who boys 18. [nat west] 19. [“danny's alphabet” – danny pockets] 20. oh, marie – louis prima 21. [story – “such splendid evenings” – mark whoboy] 22. rene – the small faces 23. [story – “knockers” – mark whoboy] 24. music to watch girls by – john williams 25. [story – “what i do every day” – john shed] 26. cock – the who boys 27. [story – “my little english sheep” – mark whoboy] 28. fire in my soul – davey graham 29. the london royal orchestra - the man with the goldsmith 30. werner muller & his orchestra - a foggy day in london town 31. king crimson - sex, sleep, eat, drink, dream 32. [intermission: all night dj] 33. krazy baldhead - dirrrty samplefucker 34. the moments - you really got me 35. the who boys - you'll look funny when you're 50 36. unfinished mashups #1 of 2000 37. [story - "creditors"– giles whoboy] 38. the bug feat. killa p. and flow dan – skeng 39. [story – “girlfriend" - danny pockets] 40. ex (daevid allen & david tolley) – do 41. lee marvin - wandering star 42. b.c. hilliam & malcolm mceachern - pipe and cigarette 43. [story - "little timmy toppy"– giles whoboy] 44. lalo schifrin – maria 45. [story - "coffee" – giles whoboy] 46. amon tobin – toys 47. the user - symphony no.2 for dot matrix printers 48. how shall we celebrate? 49. the who boys – wanking 50. le orme -- ad gloriam 51. [story - “jack's revenge” - brian whoboy] 52. Edan feat. Dagha - Rock and Roll 53. [story - “trevor holocaust” - brian whoboy] 54. lars hollmer - starlep signs 55. [story - “ears & cock” - brian whoboy] 56. caribou - after hours ----------------------------------------------------- Tell us what you think with a comment or at our Shout Out page! The Who Boys website The Who Boys Mashup MySpace site The Who Boys Originals MySpace site Don't see your podcatcher on the right? Go to our Feedburner site to subscribe.