ToN Presents Ossett Flushdyke 2010 Ep 6
30 Jun 2010 @ 02:40 am
Some explicit content – episode 6 of 6. Utterly splendid UK comedy podcasters Traces Of Nuts proudly present a series of brand new adventures starring chinless inbred toffwit Ossett Flushdyke.
First broadcast on the BBC over Christmas 2009 / New Year 2010, these extended podcast remixes claw back material from the cutting room floor including a number of simply first class winky jokes.
Episode 6 – The Flushdyke Haunting Part 2 – stars Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear as Albert Jenkins, Bob Sinfield as Mad Seth Diddly and Chris Baxter as Hamish McCruddy. Special guest appearances from Minky The Badger and Derek The Yeti. Announcer Chris Baxter.
Written by Simon Carter and David Lucas. Produced by Chris Baxter and David Lucas.
Featuring music from Joseph Rivera, Rob Van Den Berg and Jeff Vidov c/o www.musicalley.com.
ToN Presents Ossett Flushdyke 2010 Ep 5
23 Jun 2010 @ 02:36 am
Some explicit content – episode 5 of 6. Utterly splendid UK comedy podcasters Traces Of Nuts proudly present a series of brand new adventures starring chinless inbred toffwit Ossett Flushdyke.
First broadcast on the BBC over Christmas 2009 / New Year 2010, these extended podcast remixes claw back material from the cutting room floor including a number of simply first class winky jokes.
Episode 5 – The Flushdyke Haunting Part 1 – stars Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear as Albert Jenkins and Bob Sinfield as Mad Seth Diddly. Special guest appearance from Minky The Badger. Announcer Chris Baxter.
Written by Simon Carter and David Lucas. Produced by Chris Baxter and David Lucas.
Featuring music from Joseph Rivera and Jeff Vidov c/o www.musicalley.com.
ToN Presents Ossett Flushdyke 2010 Ep 4
16 Jun 2010 @ 02:32 am
Some explicit content – episode 4 of 6. Utterly splendid UK comedy podcasters Traces Of Nuts proudly present a series of brand new adventures starring chinless inbred toffwit Ossett Flushdyke.
First broadcast on the BBC over Christmas 2009 / New Year 2010, these extended podcast remixes claw back material from the cutting room floor including a number of simply first class winky jokes.
Episode 4 – Flushdyke’s Father Part 2 – stars Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear as Albert Jenkins and Pancho, Bob Sinfield as Roderick Hyde-Rice, Sarah Parnell as Pamela Firmly and Chris Baxter as Sir Reginald. Announcer Chris Baxter.
Written by Simon Carter and David Lucas. Produced by Chris Baxter and David Lucas.
Featuring music from Sinfonia Electronique and Jeff Vidov c/o www.musicalley.com.
ToN Presents Ossett Flushdyke 2010 Ep 3
9 Jun 2010 @ 02:27 am
Some explicit content – episode 3 of 6. Utterly splendid UK comedy podcasters Traces Of Nuts proudly present a series of brand new adventures starring chinless inbred toffwit Ossett Flushdyke.
First broadcast on the BBC over Christmas 2009 / New Year 2010, these extended podcast remixes claw back material from the cutting room floor including a number of simply first class winky jokes.
Episode 3 – Flushdyke’s Father Part 1 – stars Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear as Albert Jenkins and Pancho, Bob Sinfield as Roderick Hyde-Rice and Sarah Parnell as Pamela Firmly. Also starring Derek The Yeti as himself. Announcer Chris Baxter.
Written by Simon Carter and David Lucas. Produced by Chris Baxter and David Lucas.
ToN Presents Ossett Flushdyke 2010 Ep 2
2 Jun 2010 @ 02:22 am
Some explicit content – episode 2 of 6. Utterly splendid UK comedy podcasters Traces Of Nuts proudly present a series of brand new adventures starring chinless inbred toffwit Ossett Flushdyke.
First broadcast on the BBC over Christmas 2009 / New Year 2010, these extended podcast remixes claw back material from the cutting room floor including a number of simply first class winky jokes.
Episode 2 – Sir Patrick & The Yeti Part 2 – stars Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear as Albert Jenkins and Bob Sinfield as Sir Patrick and Roderick Hyde-Rice. Introducing Derek The Yeti as himself. Announcer Chris Baxter.
Written by Simon Carter and David Lucas. Produced by Chris Baxter and David Lucas.
ToN Presents Ossett Flushdyke 2010 Ep 1
26 May 2010 @ 02:13 am
Some explicit content – episode 1 of 6. Utterly splendid UK comedy podcasters Traces Of Nuts proudly present a series of brand new adventures starring chinless inbred toffwit Ossett Flushdyke.
First broadcast on the BBC over Christmas 2009 / New Year 2010, these extended podcast remixes claw back material from the cutting room floor including a number of simply first class winky jokes.
Episode 1 – Sir Patrick & The Yeti Part 1 – stars Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear as Albert Jenkins and Bob Sinfield as Sir Patrick. Announcer Chris Baxter.
Written by Simon Carter and David Lucas. Produced by Chris Baxter and David Lucas.
ToN Presents Ossett Flushdyke Lost Tomb Of Hm Bah Bah
20 May 2010 @ 02:11 am
With brand new Ossett Flushdyke soon to be unleashed upon unsuspecting Mevio punters, here is your chance to listen again to the previous epic that was The Lost Tomb Of H’m Bah Bah. 45 minutes of pure British comedy gold awaits your eager lugholes.
Part 1 - on returning home from orgies in Africa, Ossett is visited by long lost relative with news of longer lost fortune. Jenkins lectures the young master about the pitfalls of pointy he-teats. Then, frantic fumblings in father’s study yield a hidden treasure map. Uncle Bruno confines himself to the lavatory while small gay man with flashbulbs hides naked in a cupboard.
Part 2 - Egypt ho! With Jenkins AWOL, Ossett sings a soulful lament. A misunderstanding at Café Abdullah leads to camel poo camouflage. Then, the natives are restless and many are drizzled in baby oil. Ossett solicits the help of siren with pendulous bangers while men with pointy scimitars lead on to the Lost Tomb. Jenkins is set upon by ‘up for it’ camel.
Part 3 - Hyde-Rice unveils master plan over tea and ginger nuts. The master’s bottom is bitten by snakes and Jenkins (in that order) while Bathsheba deflects spears with her norks. Something dead comes to life and plays a mean bongo.
Starring Master Simon Carter as Ossett Flushdyke, Gideon Clear Esq. as Albert Jenkins and Pancho, Doctor Bob Sinfield as Roderick Hyde-Rice and Uncle Bruno ‘Le Crème’ Flushdyke, Miss Pamela Sharpless as Bathsheba Chufrash and Sir Andrew Jordan as Ahmed Chufrash and Rerlf Verfenherfer.
PRODUCTION CREDS
Written by Simon Carter and produced by the Rt. Hon. David Lucas for Traces Of Nuts On Podshow.
MUSIC CREDS
Part 1 - featured the music of Rob Van Den Berg, David Kempers, Paul and Jeff Vidov c/o the Podsafe Music Network. Also featuring recordings from the UK Public Domain.
Part 2 - featured the music of Rob Van Den Berg, Incidental Fusion, David Kempers, Paul and Jeff Vidov c/o the Podsafe Music Network. ‘The Jenkins Lament’ composed and performed by Eadmund Clear. Also featuring recordings from the UK Public Domain.
Part 3 - featured the music of The Divine Madness, hellozero, David Kempers, Jeff Kowalski, Paul, Walt Ribeiro, Jim Richmond, Rob Van Den Berg and Jeff Vidov c/o the Podsafe Music Network.
ToN Presents Dr Sin Laughter Zone Feb 10
7 Feb 2010 @ 01:55 am
DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth.
Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.
Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com). It all promises to be an underpant-changing experience.
Show 30 Traces Of Nuts Xmas Special 2009
17 Dec 2009 @ 07:03 am
Explicit content. Plus! Hidden bonus tracks after the credits!
One of the UK’s most popular comedy podcast teams merrily roast their Traces Of Nuts on the festive fire. God help us - each and every one.
Starring Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, Tamsin Hunt, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Bob Sinfield, Jon Throup and Jon Wood.
‘All I Got’ sung by Nice Peter. ‘Christmas Number One’ written and performed by Pete Gold – check out www.petegold.co.uk for more on our marvellous Pete.
Dr Bob Sinfield’s online at www.doctorsinuk.com. The dulcet tones of Sarah Parnell? Visit www.sarahparnell.com.
Also featuring music from www.soundsnap.com and the Podsafe Music Network – www.musicalley.com - c/o Don Chihuahua, Kevin Dremel, Lee Maddeford, Studio Mig, Rob Van Den Berg and Freddie Wong.
Album art toy reindeer photo c/o WhoWatches – www.flickr.com.
Crikey! Bonus Tracks!
‘Elven Safety II’ featured Pete Gold, Guy Harris and Sarah Parnell.
‘The Christmas Thong’ by Robert Lund c/o www.musicalley.com. We just thought it was funny.
Find us on www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk and http://tracesofnuts.mevio.com.
Show 29 Traces Of Nuts BBC Radio Demo
27 Jul 2009 @ 04:35 am
Your chance to listen again to some of Traces Of Nuts’ finest (and, by necessity, cleanest) moments in this lovingly compiled collection put together for the nice folk at the BBC Radio Comedy Department.
Featuring the various vocal talents of Stephan Bessant, Tony Brandon, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood, and the tuneful funniness of the spiffing Mr Pete Gold, this show catches the Nutsters in the type of form which made their show one of the most popular audio comedy podcasts in the UK. A quarter of a million downloads in the bag and still counting.
Sketches, as ever, skilfully interwoven with various music from the Podsafe Music Network –http://music.podshow.com.
Traces Of Nuts haven’t ruled out returning to Mevio with some brand new podcasts. Read all the latest gossip shamelessly published on the Traces website and blog – www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.