Traces of Nuts

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Latest Podcast Episodes

ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone Nov 08
19 Nov 2008 @ 02:47 am

DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by DEIRDRE FLINT, PAUL AND STORM, DOGS MUST BE CARRIED and SPRING-HEELED JACK'S ORIGINAL SWINGING JASS BAND. Also features a cameo from the divine Nigel Campbell. It all promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 24 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow
20 Oct 2008 @ 03:41 am

Some explicit content. iTunes UK Comedy Top 100 podcasters Traces Of Nuts throw caution to the wind, and once more utterly compromise their dignity, with more lovingly crafted smut masquerading as humour.

Mindful that no-one reads the show notes, here’s a recipe for some lovely buttery flapjacks.

Ingredients - 100g/3½oz unsalted butter (melted), 50g/1¾oz caster sugar, 50ml/2fl oz clear honey (plus extra for drizzling), 200g/7oz oats, icing sugar (to dust).

Method

1. Preheat the oven to 200C/400F/Gas 6.
2. Line a baking sheet with greaseproof paper.
3. Place all the ingredients into a bowl and mix together.
4. Spoon the flapjack mixture onto the greaseproofed baking sheet, and place into the oven to cook for 10 minutes.
5. Remove the flapjacks and transfer into the freezer for five minutes to set and firm.
6. Once the flapjacks are set, remove from the freezer and cut into chunks.
7. To serve, place onto a serving plate and dust with icing sugar and drizzle over with honey.

Also, in case you were interested, this show features advice on whether you’re homosexual, equal opportunities advice from a Dalek, swimming pool chemicals that turn your plops radioactive, creosoted chickens, a violent ‘knock knock’ joke and more exciting adventures with Dildo Baggins.

Starring Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Jon Throup, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Sorry’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Intelect, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

Show 23 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow
19 Sep 2008 @ 04:30 am

Some explicit content. Impressed with the neat way that this sentence ends with four words which both rhyme AND mean similar things, iTunes top 100 comedy podcasters Traces Of Nuts are back with more lewdness, rudeness, crudeness and nudeness.

This month’s key issues:

1. Should Brian from IT really have banished Vortox the Warlock to a demon dimension?
2. Is the campsite serious about the ‘no bazooka’ rule?
3. Is ‘Top Tips’ again a bit too political? Would a tits joke have done the job instead?
4. Olympic shopping – should it not be a contact sport for health and safety reasons?
5. Can Don Corleone really rely on ‘In A Jiffy Couriers’ to discretely dispose of his victims?
6. Is the monster in ‘Lost’ really a giant duck? If so, can we see its feathers?
7. And Roscoe out of the ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ – a tosser?

All this plus not entirely complimentary comments about the ‘Sex And The City’ movie and back to the military for Pete Gold’s mum. Eyes right!

Starring Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Jon Throup, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Corporal Mum’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from angelpig, Cello Journey, Lee Maddeford, Liz Primeaux and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Visit the following nuts at your leisure. Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone Sept 08
17 Sep 2008 @ 02:21 am

DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by DOGS MUST BE CARRIED, THE LASCIVIOUS BIDDIES, SPRING-HEELED JACK'S ORIGINAL SWINGING JASS BAND, and LYNN JULIAN (COOKIE CUTTER GIRL). Also features cameos from the divine Corinne Emerson and Ridanne Sheridan. It all promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

 

Show 22 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow
19 Aug 2008 @ 03:32 am

Some explicit content. iTunes top 100 comedy podcasters Traces Of Nuts delight in the subtle creamy smoothness of their latest mirthsome funfest.

This month in particular we ask:

1. Is flinging Big Brother contestants into a pit slightly less humane than just shooting them?
2. Is the train announcer the only one taking a poo at the next stop?
3. Is ‘Top Tips’ a bit too political for Traces Of Nuts? Should we just have stuck to knob gags?
4. Does the Abyssinian Beaver Fish really spurt poison from its rectum?
5. What’s a good wine to drink with Hula Hoops?
6. Why is that Young Conservative smothered in butter?
7. And is that a hoodie breaking into your car?

All this plus gay Irishmen with badminton rackets and beautifully wrought embroidery from Pete Gold.

Starring Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Robert Mills, Sarah Parnell, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Jon Throup, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Love All’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift. ‘Just A Man’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Cello Journey, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield? Him at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold? Larging it at www.petegold.co.uk. Nick Swift? Gotta love him at www.nickswift.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

Show 21 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow
20 Jul 2008 @ 06:01 am

Some explicit content. Spiffing! The simply super UK comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts take Timmy The Dog to the woods for a smashing picnic, with lots of cake and scrummy sandwiches, all washed down with lashings of ginger beer and todger gags.

In this month’s scrumptious helping of fun we ponder the following:

1. How did McCluskey get Mick Jagger’s number?
2. How far would Tony go for promotion?
3. Why do the murderers always turn up when Poirot invites them?
4. Does Badger really like beaver that much?
5. And can Paul McKenna make you thin?

All this plus moronic modulating from Pete Gold, Roger Funneldunk and Spunky The Wonder Poodle and a pint of finest Cockmuncher.

Starring Stephan Bessant, Ian Bennett, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Dave Murphy, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Love Song’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from 1, Don Chihuahua, Fluox Speelt Fluox, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

The good doctor Bob Sinfield can be found at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold loiters with intent at www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone July 08
16 Jul 2008 @ 03:55 am

DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by SPRING-HEELED JACK'S ORIGINAL SWINGING JASS BAND, THE OTHER CHRIS HARDY, SUDDEN DEATH and PAUL & STORM.
It promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 20 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow
20 Jun 2008 @ 03:00 am

Some explicit content. Look, mummy! UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts make comedy plop plop! Items for the Parish Council to consider this month are:

1. Does donkey poo REALLY tone and cleanse?

2. Do the Minister’s knickers REALLY chafe that much?

3. Can competitive binge drinking EVER be an Olympic sport?

4. Will gladiator Maximus EVER stop talking bollocks?

5. Does the General Medical Council REALLY permit romantic dinners with stiffs?

6. Will Jehovah REALLY make me swallow when he comes?

These questions answered plus time-travelling coppers, psycho-pixies in mega-munchkin smackdown and curious stirrings in the Reverend’s trousers.

Starring Amy Allen, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Jayne Dowell, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, Guy Harris, Mark Heslegrave, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Jehovah’ by Pete Gold. ‘Rise Of The Pixies’ by Traces Of Nuts featuring Mr Ess.

Also featuring music from angelpig, Henta Ellis, Lee Maddeford, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

‘A Moment To Reflect’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain.

The divine Bob Sinfield is just fabulous at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold makes chuckles at www.petegold.co.uk. The mighty Mr Ess lurks at www.myspace.com/mress.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

Traces Of Nuts Rise Of The Pixies
19 Jun 2008 @ 03:00 am

UK-based comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts team up with the mighty Mr Ess to bring you this highly smutty mega-munchkin smackdown. Helium may have been inhaled.

Music written and performed by Mr Ess. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Andrew Jordan and Jon Wood. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by Mr Ess and David Lucas.

The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Check out the marvellous Mark Heslegrave (aka. Mr Ess) by visiting www.myspace.com/mress.

Album art wallpaper by ♥ China ♥ guccio c/o www.flickr.com.

Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Mr Ess 2008. All rights reserved.

Show 19 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow
20 May 2008 @ 03:23 am

Some explicit content. UK comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts, sure in the knowledge no-one actually reads their show notes, brazenly fill out space with random words which mean nothing.

Small monkey. Poopies. Bingy bongy dingy dangy. Say Mandy! Want to tip custard down my pants?

Starring Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Jayne Dowell, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

Have you seen my tortoise? Oh no, it’s the Ninky Nonk!

‘Ferret Song’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift. ‘Lincoln’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Lee Maddeford, Mangomad, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield – hurray! - at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold – woo hoo! - at www.petegold.co.uk. Nick Swift – yowza! – at www.nickswift.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.