Traces of Nuts

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Show 22 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow
19 Aug 2008 @ 03:32 am

Some explicit content. iTunes top 100 comedy podcasters Traces Of Nuts delight in the subtle creamy smoothness of their latest mirthsome funfest.

This month in particular we ask:

1. Is flinging Big Brother contestants into a pit slightly less humane than just shooting them?
2. Is the train announcer the only one taking a poo at the next stop?
3. Is ‘Top Tips’ a bit too political for Traces Of Nuts? Should we just have stuck to knob gags?
4. Does the Abyssinian Beaver Fish really spurt poison from its rectum?
5. What’s a good wine to drink with Hula Hoops?
6. Why is that Young Conservative smothered in butter?
7. And is that a hoodie breaking into your car?

All this plus gay Irishmen with badminton rackets and beautifully wrought embroidery from Pete Gold.

Starring Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Robert Mills, Sarah Parnell, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Jon Throup, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Love All’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift. ‘Just A Man’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Cello Journey, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield? Him at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold? Larging it at www.petegold.co.uk. Nick Swift? Gotta love him at www.nickswift.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

Show 21 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow
20 Jul 2008 @ 06:01 am

Some explicit content. Spiffing! The simply super UK comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts take Timmy The Dog to the woods for a smashing picnic, with lots of cake and scrummy sandwiches, all washed down with lashings of ginger beer and todger gags.

In this month’s scrumptious helping of fun we ponder the following:

1. How did McCluskey get Mick Jagger’s number?
2. How far would Tony go for promotion?
3. Why do the murderers always turn up when Poirot invites them?
4. Does Badger really like beaver that much?
5. And can Paul McKenna make you thin?

All this plus moronic modulating from Pete Gold, Roger Funneldunk and Spunky The Wonder Poodle and a pint of finest Cockmuncher.

Starring Stephan Bessant, Ian Bennett, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Dave Murphy, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Love Song’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from 1, Don Chihuahua, Fluox Speelt Fluox, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

The good doctor Bob Sinfield can be found at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold loiters with intent at www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone July 08
16 Jul 2008 @ 03:55 am

DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by SPRING-HEELED JACK'S ORIGINAL SWINGING JASS BAND, THE OTHER CHRIS HARDY, SUDDEN DEATH and PAUL & STORM.
It promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Show 20 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow
20 Jun 2008 @ 03:00 am

Some explicit content. Look, mummy! UK-based comedy troupe Traces Of Nuts make comedy plop plop! Items for the Parish Council to consider this month are:

1. Does donkey poo REALLY tone and cleanse?

2. Do the Minister’s knickers REALLY chafe that much?

3. Can competitive binge drinking EVER be an Olympic sport?

4. Will gladiator Maximus EVER stop talking bollocks?

5. Does the General Medical Council REALLY permit romantic dinners with stiffs?

6. Will Jehovah REALLY make me swallow when he comes?

These questions answered plus time-travelling coppers, psycho-pixies in mega-munchkin smackdown and curious stirrings in the Reverend’s trousers.

Starring Amy Allen, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Jayne Dowell, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, Guy Harris, Mark Heslegrave, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Jehovah’ by Pete Gold. ‘Rise Of The Pixies’ by Traces Of Nuts featuring Mr Ess.

Also featuring music from angelpig, Henta Ellis, Lee Maddeford, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

‘A Moment To Reflect’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain.

The divine Bob Sinfield is just fabulous at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold makes chuckles at www.petegold.co.uk. The mighty Mr Ess lurks at www.myspace.com/mress.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

Traces Of Nuts Rise Of The Pixies
19 Jun 2008 @ 03:00 am

UK-based comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts team up with the mighty Mr Ess to bring you this highly smutty mega-munchkin smackdown. Helium may have been inhaled.

Music written and performed by Mr Ess. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Andrew Jordan and Jon Wood. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by Mr Ess and David Lucas.

The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Check out the marvellous Mark Heslegrave (aka. Mr Ess) by visiting www.myspace.com/mress.

Album art wallpaper by ♥ China ♥ guccio c/o www.flickr.com.

Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Mr Ess 2008. All rights reserved.

Show 19 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow
20 May 2008 @ 03:23 am

Some explicit content. UK comedy sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts, sure in the knowledge no-one actually reads their show notes, brazenly fill out space with random words which mean nothing.

Small monkey. Poopies. Bingy bongy dingy dangy. Say Mandy! Want to tip custard down my pants?

Starring Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Jayne Dowell, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

Have you seen my tortoise? Oh no, it’s the Ninky Nonk!

‘Ferret Song’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift. ‘Lincoln’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Lee Maddeford, Mangomad, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield – hurray! - at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold – woo hoo! - at www.petegold.co.uk. Nick Swift – yowza! – at www.nickswift.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

ToN Presents Doctor Sin Laughter Zone May 08
13 May 2008 @ 03:04 am

DR SIN'S LAUGHTER ZONE is a facetious rag-bag presented by BOB SINFIELD (BA 3rd class borderline scrape-through) and LYNSEY FROST, the Medusa of mirth.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by DOGS MUST BE CARRIED, DEIRDRE FLINT, SUDDEN DEATH and FUGLI.

It promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk

Traces Of Nuts The Ballad Of Little Joe
13 May 2008 @ 02:43 am

Bizarrely, due to popular demand, UK-based sketch troupe Traces Of Nuts present country and western misfits Ken Ducky and the Visible Dangleberries in this soulful, touching tribute to truck-driving man’s best friend.

Music written and performed by Mr Ess. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Simon Carter, Mr Ess and Colonel Spunky as Little Joe. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by Mr Ess.

The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

The Mighty Mr Ess can be found at www.myspace.com/mress.

Cowboy dog photo by SuperFantastic c/o www.flickr.com.

Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Mr Ess 2007-2008. All rights reserved.

Show 18 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow
19 Apr 2008 @ 03:19 am

Some explicit content. The Nutsters celebrate their 100,000th download and long overdue return to the iTunes UK Comedy Top 100 with another top drawer fun-fest. This month the key issues are:

1. Should Badger really have answered his front door?
2. Can the British save the Yanks from more striking writers?
3. Mummy, Can You See That Lady’s Boobies?
4. Is a spatula up the bottom ever medically justified?
5. If Tarzan was raised by wolves, will Jessica be raised by ducks?
6. Does folk and gangsta rap truly mix?
7. Why can’t I blame the hoodies for interfering with my gran?
8. Identity theft. Is it getting worse?
9. And was the toilet plop sound effect a step too far?

All this plus Russell Crowe gets a Brazilian.

Starring Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Naomi Paxton, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Hoodies’ written and performed by Pete Gold. ‘Green Grow The Motherfucker’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift.

Also featuring music from Don Chihauhau, Charlie Crowe, Lee Maddeford, Pl@stic Soul, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Support the good friends of the Nuts! Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com! Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk! Nick Swift – www.nickswift.com!

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

Show 17 Traces Of Nuts BT Podshow
19 Mar 2008 @ 04:40 am

Some explicit content. In an all new Smurf-packed edition of the Traces Of Nuts show, the Nutsters ponder some of life’s big questions, such as:

1. Is the expulsion of wind ever that funny, even when it’s a pensioner farting?

2. Would gutting a jobseeker and stuffing straw up his pooper raise Human Rights concerns?

3. Should bus drivers give James Blunt fans preferential treatment?

4. In the future, will the people join with the fish to defeat a race of aliens from Mars who look a little bit like pineapples?

5. Should pigeons migrate to Egypt?

6. Did we go too far with the new Windy Miller sketch?

7. And is three sketches about Smurfs really too many?

All this plus more Geordie.

Starring Simon Bailey, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Autofutur’ written and performed by Pete Gold and Nick Swift.

Also featuring music from Andre Abrahamse, EL84, Lee Maddeford, Ash Verjee and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Support the good friends of the Nuts! Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com! Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk! Nick Swift – www.nickswift.com!

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.