A special edition, Cornball Willicock III comes strait from the Swamp Cast with advice to Scotland's Justice Minister Kenny MacAskill on the American way of justice and why Al-Megrahi should never have been released.

Baldies rule, peeing on a train and the trouble with church. John burns returns to the web with more comic musings

This podcast can ruin your trousers. Exploding cigars, Batman and Robin and Dad visits a gay bar. All this and much less in our latest episode.

David versus Goliath, the English versus the Scots, great battles perhaps but in Crumpets versus Porridge who will win? John and Austin reduce thousands of years of history to a cookery contest. Dad visits a night club in Hello Son and Great Moments in History goes into outer space. Don't miss our latest episode as excitement builds for the Glasgow Comedy Festival live show on 13.03.09 More details & book tickets at: http://www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/shows.aspx?ID=83 Audio 20 mins

John Burns (Old Git) & Urban Joker Austin Low (Man Child) bring you more madness from the world of Scottish Comedy…! Brand new sketches, stand up & the launch of the ‘Who the f**k are you!?' Campaign! Email us: purplecomedy@hotmail.co.uk Check out our live show & book tickets: http://www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/shows.aspx?ID=83 23 mins

Many people with autism struggle against prejudice arising from a lack of understanding of their condition. The charity Action for Children has produced a TV advert that reinforces those negative stereotypes. Listen to John Burns talk about how he, and many other people with direct experience of autism, feels about this advert. Please add your voice to ours and help defend people with Autistic Spectrum Disorders. Have a listen to our Autism Awareness Special edition (episode 46) for a different view of autism. You can view the advert here http://www.actionforchildren.org.uk/ Here is what Action for Autism has to say http://actionforautism.co.uk/2009/01/23/action-for-children-or-action-against-autistic-children/ Contact Action for Children here gary.day@actionforchildren.org.uk

Podcast Pioneer John Burns & his silly sidekick, Urban Joker Austin Low delve into the world of Mushrooms, the inner workings of the human body, how the price of lettuce can be fatal and dancing Dads. All this and much less. With guest stand up, Bob Doolally + comic Kim Macaskill! 30 mins

Bomb blasts, how to eat a hornet's nest and what is Scotland's best chance of a Gold medal in the Olympics. Join John Burns and Urban Joker Austin Low, with chat, sketches and stand up from Scotland's leading comedy duo. Live stand up from Bob Doolally rounds off this action packed show. 20 mins Bob Doolally stand up from Live and Half Cut CD courtesy of Sadly Dead Now records

Just a short Purple as Austin is busy right now. Introducing Quicksmart comedy writers and performers

Join the Indiana Jones of the Internet, John Burns & his offsensive buddy, Urban Joker -Austin Low for more classic comedy. This episode the daring duo discuss recent complaints about Austin's stand up, John's new diet & of course more awesome sketches! http://www.myspace.com/purplecomedy http://www.urbanjoker.com