Bumschlaken - Hex The Dex - May 2010
10 Jun 2010 @ 08:00 am
Who, tell me, who? Just who, would sand a monkey for fun. And I don't mean throw sand in the monkeys face, though that would be bad enough. No. Who would take some sandpaper, starting with a course grain, and set about a blameless simian with the intention of giving him a lovely smooth finish? Who? Only someone extremely bored, that's who. Don't let it be you. Listen to this megabig-double-size show forthwith. WARNING: Actual show may appear shorter due to time flying when you're having fun. Not a guaranteed cure for monkey sanding syndrome. Contains nuts. People with bladder weakness should probably be ashamed of themselves.
The Dogs - Hex The Dex Live 3pm Apr 18th 2010
3 May 2010 @ 08:00 am
Like the man with the world record for having the highest sperm count, this show is creaking at the seams and begging to be released. Its dog content is higher than any previous Hex, a stunning 80 percent. The Robert Mugabe count is off the scale, and if you like tedious towel-folding robots, then boy is this the podcast for you.
Hoovers 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Mar 28th 2010
14 Apr 2010 @ 08:00 am
Yes, more lovely bandwidth! Thank you wise benefactor. Now witness the power of this fully operational battle-podcast. KablooooooOOOooooMMM! ---WARNING: There has been a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. WARNING ENDS.---
Hoovers 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Mar 28th 2010
6 Apr 2010 @ 08:00 am
Yikes! Whenever we post a new show all of our bandwidth gets eaten in a couple of days. The cause of this problem is a phenomena known as popularity. We have thus-far avoided popularity by excluding entertaining content, being irritating berks and through a combined strategy of ineptitude and laziness. Sadly our efforts have failed. We are popular. Please, please, dear listener, if you want to listen to future episodes of Hex the Dex then don't listen to this one. Ta.
Bystanders 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Feb 14th 2010
28 Feb 2010 @ 07:00 am
Bystanders, TW*TS more like. Hello and welcome to this podcast description text. Throughout this sentence I'll be explaining the purpose of this sentence and then towards the end telling you that this is a good choice of podcast. I’ll thank you for listening and then invoke a cheery farewell.
Caught In A Trap 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Jan 10th 2010
29 Jan 2010 @ 07:00 am
As Public Enemy quite rightly point out, Elvis was a hero to most. Now, we too celebrate his memory by imagining The King crawling naked over a carpet of primed mousetraps. Respect due.
Caught In A Trap - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Jan 10th 2010
20 Jan 2010 @ 07:00 am
They tried to stop us but we were too strong, too many, too silly. They tried to stop us but we had too little to lose, and we smelled unusually. Live from a concrete bunker in London's war-torn Hackney district comes the sound of hope. There will always be a show. Hex the Dex will never be slain. Stirring stuff, huh? You may notice that this edition of Hex The Dex sounds a little gritty. Please accept our apologies but we had to broadcast it using an old umbrella, a record player, a circular saw blade, a light bulb, and Gertie's Speak and Spell. Try to enjoy it anyway. Lovely love from us.
Popacappin' - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Dec 13th 2009
13 Dec 2009 @ 07:00 am
Bend over. Dave has got a cap, and he wants to pop it in something. Then you can try and sit down, relax, make a cup of tea and a Mr Kipling Urinal Cake and have an exceedingly good time listening to Hex The Dex.
Malelophant 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Nov 8th 2009
20 Nov 2009 @ 07:00 am
What? News, stories, suits, autocue, serious voice, massive tragedy, ehhhhhh? Has Hex really gone rolling news or is it simply a lame-ass Day Today rip-off? Yes. WARNING: This show contains weak vegetable based rapping.
Malelophant 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Nov 8th 2009
12 Nov 2009 @ 07:00 am
We were on a quest, yes that was it, a magical quest. The quest we were on is the reason for our long absence. We went missing, but now we are back, HooT! HooT! HooT! Sorry about that. Right where were we……ahh yes, talking total arse-bilge, playing the breaks and generally hooning about. Your normal transmission will now resume. Godspeed.
