Who stole Kevin Costner's tights?
21 Jun 2008 @ 06:00 am
The Colonel explains his mad visions for profiteering from the melting icecaps... Who stole Kevin Costner's tights? Lesbian sex fests at Wimbledon and how the Colonel contributed to the downfall of Tony Blair
Goosed by a goosestepper
14 Jun 2008 @ 06:00 am
The Colonel's been reading the Daily Mail again and talks of sexual thrusting, fear of flowery types and the odd bit of prodding. He also recalls his African adventures and the time he was molested by a High ranking Nazi.
Heather McCartney's missing leg
7 Jun 2008 @ 06:00 am
Ninja tricks, Sergio escapes, ballet dancing and the tale of Heather McCartney's missing leg.
Never play darts with Hitler
31 May 2008 @ 06:00 am
Chaotic scenes ensue as the studio is invaded...The Colonel explains why Hitler embarked on his campaign of mass genocide... Extreme method acting...Offers of amputation and Ian Hislop.
Amused to the point of disgust
25 May 2008 @ 06:00 am
Amused to the point of disgust. The Colonel's feud with Stephen Hawkins continues and explains his plans to send Hawkins and Phil Spector into space.
Evangelical sniper
20 May 2008 @ 06:00 am
A sniper tries to take out the Colonel, Chic Sikhs, Chris Martin, Frank Lampard's thumbs and why we allow the Scottish to play tennis
Licking Balls
11 May 2008 @ 06:00 am
The Colonel returns... Sage is sporting shorts and Crabtree is in silk... What exactly is the relationship between Dale Winton and the President of Iran? Also this week... beating and whipping, celebrity chefs, Mr. Blobby, fat people and fondling
NEWS FLASH: J-Lo to be skinned alive
26 Apr 2008 @ 06:00 am
No Colonel this week: Instead we have this special Celebrity News Report read by Ian Thespian
Psychic false teeth
19 Apr 2008 @ 06:00 am
Did Delia Smith spike the Colonel's egg sandwich? Did Robbie Williams kill badgers? Did Louie Walsh headbutt a dolphin? Why did the Colonel steal the psychic false teeth of Cliff Richard's Mum? Last of the current series
Wu Tang Clan in tights
12 Apr 2008 @ 06:00 am
Ever seen the Wu Tang Clan in pantyhose? Is Jimmy Tarbuck the Loch Ness Monster? More illusion, confusion and self delusion with The Colonel
