The Colonel's great vision of The Vernon Kay Puppet Show will alas never come to be due to the passing on of Jeremy Beadle. How Robert Maxwell never learnt to swim and why the real Ian Hislop is incarcerated at the North Pole. All of this and much less more in the first of the new series of the Colonel's dubious memoirs
The Phantom Returns
9 Aug 2008 @ 06:00 am
Who is the Bum Bandit of Westminster Bridge? The Colonel interviews his brother to get to the bottom of this disturbing saga.
World Wide Wank
3 Aug 2008 @ 06:00 am
Weekly comedy podcasts from Colonel Crabtree Smythe... preposterous tales involving the famous, infamous and imaginary.
Kill Em All!
13 Jul 2008 @ 06:00 am
Weekly comedy podcasts from Colonel Crabtree Smythe... preposterous tales involving the famous, infamous and imaginary.
Scientologist cults
5 Jul 2008 @ 06:00 am
Ron Hubbard and the hollywood cults are on the agenda today... dancing naked, selling your soul to the corporate 'man'
Who stole Kevin Costner's tights?
21 Jun 2008 @ 06:00 am
The Colonel explains his mad visions for profiteering from the melting icecaps... Who stole Kevin Costner's tights? Lesbian sex fests at Wimbledon and how the Colonel contributed to the downfall of Tony Blair
Goosed by a goosestepper
14 Jun 2008 @ 06:00 am
The Colonel's been reading the Daily Mail again and talks of sexual thrusting, fear of flowery types and the odd bit of prodding. He also recalls his African adventures and the time he was molested by a High ranking Nazi.
Heather McCartney's missing leg
7 Jun 2008 @ 06:00 am
Ninja tricks, Sergio escapes, ballet dancing and the tale of Heather McCartney's missing leg.
Never play darts with Hitler
31 May 2008 @ 06:00 am
Chaotic scenes ensue as the studio is invaded...The Colonel explains why Hitler embarked on his campaign of mass genocide... Extreme method acting...Offers of amputation and Ian Hislop.
Amused to the point of disgust
25 May 2008 @ 06:00 am
Amused to the point of disgust. The Colonel's feud with Stephen Hawkins continues and explains his plans to send Hawkins and Phil Spector into space.
