The Colonel returns... Sage is sporting shorts and Crabtree is in silk... What exactly is the relationship between Dale Winton and the President of Iran? Also this week... beating and whipping, celebrity chefs, Mr. Blobby, fat people and fondling
NEWS FLASH: J-Lo to be skinned alive
26 Apr 2008 @ 06:00 am
No Colonel this week: Instead we have this special Celebrity News Report read by Ian Thespian
Psychic false teeth
19 Apr 2008 @ 06:00 am
Did Delia Smith spike the Colonel's egg sandwich? Did Robbie Williams kill badgers? Did Louie Walsh headbutt a dolphin? Why did the Colonel steal the psychic false teeth of Cliff Richard's Mum? Last of the current series
Wu Tang Clan in tights
12 Apr 2008 @ 06:00 am
Ever seen the Wu Tang Clan in pantyhose? Is Jimmy Tarbuck the Loch Ness Monster? More illusion, confusion and self delusion with The Colonel
Plastic vaginas
6 Apr 2008 @ 06:00 am
Who eats porridge out of a plastic vagina? Is Tom Jones black? Is shit acceptable? These questions and possibly many others are answered by listening to this Episode of the Colonel's memoirs
Gandhi loses his temper
29 Mar 2008 @ 06:00 am
The Colonel gets attacked by Gandhi, kidnapped by Cliff Richard and suffocated by a sandal. There's Catholic skullduggery afoot, dead relatives through the post, invasions by shadows, sore bats wing and a load of bollocks... what else could you possibly desire?
Beefy Botham eats an umpire
23 Mar 2008 @ 06:00 am
The Colonel is in his usual lunatic mode... KKK bus drivers, Beefy Botham eating umpires... and of course, rectums are all on the agenda
Pictures of Penises
18 Mar 2008 @ 06:00 am
Kaki shorts, pictures of penises,finding solace in Charlotte Church's mum and trouble with traffic wardens are just some of the topics exposed by the Colonel this week
Bizarre Celebrity fishing trip
11 Mar 2008 @ 06:00 am
All hell breaks loose with fishing adventures in the outback with Steven Irwin. Find out how did Abu Hamza loose his hands and which Hollywood star was caught shoving a deoderant can up his tradesmans. Todays finale is the Conlenel's rendition of 'Moon River'
Training Mosquitos
1 Mar 2008 @ 05:00 am
We start with a sore penis, then move on to hot potatoes, attacking children, training mosquitos to bite extremists and we hope against hope that Ronan Keating will never sing again
