Did Princess Di have a third son?
27 Sep 2008 @ 06:00 am
How Jimmy Hill was responsible for the break up between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. Also; the mystery of Princess Di's third son and the corrupt Chin Society, whos members include Jennifer Aniston, Bruce Forsyth, and their plot to take over the world.
Royal Prostate on Ebay
21 Sep 2008 @ 06:00 am
Stephen Hawkins and Davros the traffic wardens, signed Royal prostates on ebay and torturing Vernon Kay.
Softening extremities
14 Sep 2008 @ 06:00 am
The male birth, wrestling Cliff Richard for the prize, Red Ken's World of Wonder
Peeling testicles
7 Sep 2008 @ 06:00 am
Peeling testicles, money, power, fame and unprotected bottle sex, Bono and retards on tv
Naked Berzerking
31 Aug 2008 @ 06:00 am
The Colonel is in love and is naked. Topics on the table today include inciting riots, berzerking on buses and the unfortunate display of Mrs. Webb's gash
The Disappearance of Brian May
24 Aug 2008 @ 06:00 am
The strange case of the disappearance of Brian May. Starring Steve Irwin, Hugh Hucknall, David Furnish as a Royal Corgi and Ben Affleck. Guest starring George Michael
Apologies to the Pope
16 Aug 2008 @ 06:00 am
The Colonel's great vision of The Vernon Kay Puppet Show will alas never come to be due to the passing on of Jeremy Beadle. How Robert Maxwell never learnt to swim and why the real Ian Hislop is incarcerated at the North Pole. All of this and much less more in the first of the new series of the Colonel's dubious memoirs
The Phantom Returns
9 Aug 2008 @ 06:00 am
Who is the Bum Bandit of Westminster Bridge? The Colonel interviews his brother to get to the bottom of this disturbing saga.
World Wide Wank
3 Aug 2008 @ 06:00 am
Weekly comedy podcasts from Colonel Crabtree Smythe... preposterous tales involving the famous, infamous and imaginary.
Kill Em All!
13 Jul 2008 @ 06:00 am
Weekly comedy podcasts from Colonel Crabtree Smythe... preposterous tales involving the famous, infamous and imaginary.
