This month’s key issues:

1. Should Brian from IT really have banished Vortox the Warlock to a demon dimension?
2. Is the campsite serious about the ‘no bazooka’ rule?
3. Is ‘Top Tips’ again a bit too political? Would a tits joke have done the job instead?
4. Olympic shopping – should it not be a contact sport for health and safety reasons?
5. Can Don Corleone really rely on ‘In A Jiffy Couriers’ to discretely dispose of his victims?
6. Is the monster in ‘Lost’ really a giant duck? If so, can we see its feathers?
7. And Roscoe out of the ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ – a tosser?

All this plus not entirely complimentary comments about the ‘Sex And The City’ movie and back to the military for Pete Gold’s mum. Eyes right!

Starring Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Jon Throup, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Corporal Mum’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from angelpig, Cello Journey, Lee Maddeford, Liz Primeaux and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Visit the following nuts at your leisure. Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by DOGS MUST BE CARRIED, THE LASCIVIOUS BIDDIES, SPRING-HEELED JACK'S ORIGINAL SWINGING JASS BAND, and LYNN JULIAN (COOKIE CUTTER GIRL). Also features cameos from the divine Corinne Emerson and Ridanne Sheridan. It all promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

This month in particular we ask:

1. Is flinging Big Brother contestants into a pit slightly less humane than just shooting them?
2. Is the train announcer the only one taking a poo at the next stop?
3. Is ‘Top Tips’ a bit too political for Traces Of Nuts? Should we just have stuck to knob gags?
4. Does the Abyssinian Beaver Fish really spurt poison from its rectum?
5. What’s a good wine to drink with Hula Hoops?
6. Why is that Young Conservative smothered in butter?
7. And is that a hoodie breaking into your car?

All this plus gay Irishmen with badminton rackets and beautifully wrought embroidery from Pete Gold.

Starring Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, David Lucas, Robert Mills, Sarah Parnell, Naomi Paxton, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Jon Throup, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Love All’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift. ‘Just A Man’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Cello Journey, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield? Him at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold? Larging it at www.petegold.co.uk. Nick Swift? Gotta love him at www.nickswift.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

In this month’s scrumptious helping of fun we ponder the following:

1. How did McCluskey get Mick Jagger’s number?
2. How far would Tony go for promotion?
3. Why do the murderers always turn up when Poirot invites them?
4. Does Badger really like beaver that much?
5. And can Paul McKenna make you thin?

All this plus moronic modulating from Pete Gold, Roger Funneldunk and Spunky The Wonder Poodle and a pint of finest Cockmuncher.

Starring Stephan Bessant, Ian Bennett, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Dave Murphy, Bob Sinfield, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Love Song’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from 1, Don Chihuahua, Fluox Speelt Fluox, Lee Maddeford and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

The good doctor Bob Sinfield can be found at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold loiters with intent at www.petegold.co.uk.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by SPRING-HEELED JACK'S ORIGINAL SWINGING JASS BAND, THE OTHER CHRIS HARDY, SUDDEN DEATH and PAUL & STORM.
It promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Shownotes are at cleverlittlepod.com

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1. Does donkey poo REALLY tone and cleanse?

2. Do the Minister’s knickers REALLY chafe that much?

3. Can competitive binge drinking EVER be an Olympic sport?

4. Will gladiator Maximus EVER stop talking bollocks?

5. Does the General Medical Council REALLY permit romantic dinners with stiffs?

6. Will Jehovah REALLY make me swallow when he comes?

These questions answered plus time-travelling coppers, psycho-pixies in mega-munchkin smackdown and curious stirrings in the Reverend’s trousers.

Starring Amy Allen, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Jayne Dowell, Corinne Emerson, Pete Gold, Guy Harris, Mark Heslegrave, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Sarah Parnell, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

‘Jehovah’ by Pete Gold. ‘Rise Of The Pixies’ by Traces Of Nuts featuring Mr Ess.

Also featuring music from angelpig, Henta Ellis, Lee Maddeford, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

‘A Moment To Reflect’ featured recordings from the UK Public Domain.

The divine Bob Sinfield is just fabulous at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold makes chuckles at www.petegold.co.uk. The mighty Mr Ess lurks at www.myspace.com/mress.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

Music written and performed by Mr Ess. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Andrew Jordan and Jon Wood. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by Mr Ess and David Lucas.

The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Check out the marvellous Mark Heslegrave (aka. Mr Ess) by visiting www.myspace.com/mress.

Album art wallpaper by ♥ China ♥ guccio c/o www.flickr.com.

Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Mr Ess 2008. All rights reserved.

Small monkey. Poopies. Bingy bongy dingy dangy. Say Mandy! Want to tip custard down my pants?

Starring Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Jayne Dowell, Corinne Emerson, Lynsey Frost, Pete Gold, Andrew Jordan, Amanda Liberman, David Lucas, Steve McFall, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Nick Swift, Becky Whitcroft, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.

Have you seen my tortoise? Oh no, it’s the Ninky Nonk!

‘Ferret Song’ by Pete Gold and Nick Swift. ‘Lincoln’ by Pete Gold.

Also featuring music from Lee Maddeford, Mangomad, StudioMig and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.

Bob Sinfield – hurray! - at www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold – woo hoo! - at www.petegold.co.uk. Nick Swift – yowza! – at www.nickswift.com.

Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.

Today's farrago includes THE FROST REPORT in which Lynsey sounds off, and Bob sounds even more off, and various topical sideswipes at all and sundry.

Plus top tunes from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) by DOGS MUST BE CARRIED, DEIRDRE FLINT, SUDDEN DEATH and FUGLI.

It promises to be an underpant-changing experience.

Lovingly brought to you by the good chaps of Traces Of Nuts - www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk

Music written and performed by Mr Ess. Lyrics by Simon Carter.

Starring Simon Carter, Mr Ess and Colonel Spunky as Little Joe. Produced for Traces Of Nuts by Mr Ess.

The Traces Of Nuts and Ossett Flushdyke comedy shows can be downloaded free from www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com.

Also check out www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.

The Mighty Mr Ess can be found at www.myspace.com/mress.

Cowboy dog photo by SuperFantastic c/o www.flickr.com.

Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Mr Ess 2007-2008. All rights reserved.

Shownotes at cleverlittlepod.com